Tigers Select Greatest Head of Hair Ever in Second Round of MLB Draft

Sir, do you use shampoo or conditioner? Both? Oh my, I've been slacking.

With their second-round pick in the 2019 MLB Draft, the Detroit Tigers selected Arizona infielder Nick Quintana. As a prospect, Quintana still has plenty of work to do before he reaches the heights the Tigers will surely have for him on the diamond. However, in the barber shop, this kid has already exceeded our wildest expectations.

If you're balding, we apologize.

I will meet, greet and awkwardly ask for hair products.

Now, the Tigers didn't just draft Quintana because of his flow. He projects as a major-league level middle infielder should he reach his potential. However, this doesn't mean Detroit is going to run away from the obvious.

The man is the Mike Trout of flow. He was born like this, straight out the womb.

And if you think fans won't heckle, you're wrong. But Quintana is used to this, and can drill dingers while you dare to question his masculinity.

Don't trim your expectations.