There's Now a Smoothie Bowl and All the Other Games Can Buzz Off

Ah, bowl games. One of the more divisive intricacies of college football.

On the one hand, more bowl games give more teams the opportunity to end the season with a win and earn a title for the hard-work and success they accomplished during the year.

On the other hand, more bowl games give more undeserving teams the opportunity to claim a title they never had a right to claim. They played poorly all season, and just because they got lucky a few games should not reward them with a bowl game.

However, we regret to inform you no other bowl games matter because we now have a Smoothie Bowl.

Tropical Smoothie Cafe was named the lead sponsor for the Frisco Bowl, played in Frisco, Texas annually since 2017. The ESPN Events-owned bowl game was played between Ohio and San Diego State last season, when Ohio crushed SDSU 27-0.

Mark your calendars, because our favorite bowl game will be played on Dec. 20, 2019 at 6:30 pm EST and broadcasted on ESPN2.

And yes, I did the research to figure out all those details.