Skip Bayless Tweets Bizarre Sensual Photo of Him Wearing Zeke Elliott Jersey Before Cowboys-Vikings

The Dallas Cowboys have a massive following, but the individual who holds the title of "Face of the Fan Base" is FOX's Skip Bayless. Not by Cowboy Nation, but by those who despise the Dallas football squad.

No matter the result, Bayless will always toot the horn of his beloved Cowboys. From starting quarterback Dak Prescott, all the way to No. 5 wide receiver Devin Smith, he always finds a way to twist the narrative in Dallas' favor, and no loss is ever their fault.

Ahead of the Cowboys' Sunday Night Football matchup against the Minnesota Vikings, Bayless decided to send out a tweet with a photo of himself wearing an Ezekiel Elliott jersey. No, sorry, that's a way-too-tight Zeke jersey with strange lighting, in portrait mode...what the hell is this?

Just look at the background lighting. It's immaculate! Skip creating a Tinder account?

To make his social media followers that much more uneasy while scrolling through their timeline, just look at Bayless' jersey. In terms of sizing, we'd venture to say it's definitely a schmedium. Or maybe just a schmall.

While Skip Bayless always shows his love and adoration of the Dallas Cowboys, he better hope they leave Week 10 with the win. If not, this photo is going to get torched by the social media trolls 'til the end of time.