VIDEO: Rick Neuheisel Uses Weird Romantic Metaphor to Describe Joe Burrow and Joe Brady's Bond
By Jerry Trotta
We're not entirely sure what was in the air inside Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz Stadium during the SEC title game on Saturday, but it apparently knocked some rubbish into CBS' broadcasting crew. First, Gary Danielson erroneously claimed that Joe Burrow was somehow revolutionizing the quarterback position. Later, during the post-game show, Rick Neuheisel unleashed an uncomfortable dating service metaphor to describe the success that Burrow and LSU passing game coordinator Joe Brady have had this season.
"You know, there’s so many online dating services, right? Relationship services. I’ve got one. https://t.co/fWImFBxPed. Joe, meet Joe.”
— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) December 8, 2019
Rick Neuheisel, uh, getting deep. pic.twitter.com/3TrzpuHREm
Well, then.
Of all of the potential awkward metaphors to blurt here, Neuheisel managed to select perhaps the most cringeworthy one possible.
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