LSU Just Landed Commitment From WR Decoldest Crawford

Ladies and gentlemen, we're not making this up. You have to believe us.

Out on the recruiting trail, LSU and Ed Orgeron have surely landed their fair share of top recruits. However, no one, and I mean no one, will ever be able to top the name of the latest player to fire in his commitment to the SEC powerhouse from Baton Rouge.

That's right folks. Class of 2022 wide receiver Decoldest Crawford will stay home and suit up for LSU at the next level, but it's important to know reports about his middle name being "ToEvaDoIt" are completely false.

Crawford, who checks in at 6-1, 160 pounds, picked up offers thus far from LSU, Southern Miss, Washington State and Southern University. Just a sophomore, he clearly knew in his heart LSU is the place for him and he didn't need to wait any longer to make a decision.

This kid is a first-ballot Hall of Famer in the name department. We can only hope LSU lets him get creative with his jersey when he arrives on campus. Just having Crawford on the back will be robbing us of so much joy.