Eagles' Marquise Goodwin Should Be Elected Quarantine Pope After Dropping Some Serious Wisdom
By Jerry Trotta
Don't be ashamed to admit that quarantine is starting to take its toll on you. We'll admit that, with virtually zero live sports to pass the time, it's been a serious grind to push through the last 2.5 months.
Well, for any folks that are struggling to keep their sanity in one piece, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Marquise Goodwin has the perfect advice for you. The 29-year-old speedster unleashed an amazing analogy on Twitter that is guaranteed to convince you to live life to its fullest.
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you get upset and throw the remaining amount of $86,390 away? No. See we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don’t let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this sh?. Pay attention.
— MG (@marquisegoodwin) May 26, 2020
Somebody get Goodwin a crown because he is officially elected the king of quarantine. This might be the greatest advice that anyone has given out yet in that most folks sequestered inside their homes for 80 percent of the day can certainly relate. It's only human to become easily irritable after being confined to one location for so long.
TRADE: Another move involving the 49ers!
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) April 25, 2020
SF is sending WR Marquise Goodwin to the Eagles. (via multiple reports) pic.twitter.com/h9U2ln9EYm
This tweet should be framed and immediately shipped to the wisdom Hall of Fame. Not in this lifetime did we expect Goodwin, of all people, to drop an advice nuke on Twitter, but a number of his followers are probably grateful that he did.