VIDEO: USMNT's Weston McKennie Scores Hat Trick Against Cuba in Just 13 Minutes

The Stars and Stripes are RAMPANT to open their CONCACAF Nations League campaign. It took attacking phenom Weston McKennie just 32 seconds to score the opening goal of Friday's group stage game against Cuba.

With less than five minutes played, the Cubans were sixes and sevens again-- and that kid from Schalke 04 was among the goals again...

...and barely a dozen minutes later, the USMNT suddenly led 4-0. And McKennie had already completed a hat trick.

Just call him Weston McHattie.

Sure, Jordan Morris added one in there himself for good measure after assisting on McKinnie's first two scoring strikes. But the night, young as it still may be, belongs to this Texas-raised wunderkind.