VIDEO: We Definitely Need a Coach O Translator After Latest Nonsense Ed Orgeron Press Conference

Ed Orgeron has one of the best personalities in all of college football. It's so great, in fact, that he exudes this confidence and bravado even though most of us cannot understand a word he's saying. You'll have to forgive me--us New Yorkers aren't from the Bayou. So, we ask politely, can anyone translate this latest clip? Enjoy the freelance work.

Does Coach O want us to wrestle a gator?

Craigslist listing currently pending, but Orgeron is about as Louisiana as they come. His rise through the coaching ranks in Baton Rouge is one of the best stories in college football, and he even earned the full-time gig as Tigers head coach after a successful stint as an interim.

LSU, a perennial contender in the crowded SEC, has some tough questions to answer heading into Coach O's third full season as the Tigers' official head coach. For one, Joe Burrow must take a significant step forward should LSU have an actual chance to supplant Alabama in the SEC West.

Perhaps a greater challenge is finding a transcription service for their head coach.