VIDEO: Player in Atlantic League Actually Steals 1st Base and it's as Strange as You Expected

Folks, they weren't kidding when they installed the worst rule of all time for experimentation in MLB's test kitchen, the independent Atlantic League. On any ball that squirts away from the catcher, the batter is now allowed to break out into an all-out sprint and "steal" first, and the visuals from our very first example of the rule in action on Saturday night were...as jarring as expected.

So the first ever steal of first was a delayed steal with some trickeration and stall tactics involved? Why am I not surprised? If we're already resorting to gamesmanship on Steal No. 1, perhaps this isn't a rule that will stand the test of time.

The South Maryland Blue Crabs won their fifth straight contest over the Lancaster Barnstormers 7-2, sparked in large part by this steal; a scoreless game in the sixth somehow turned into a seven-run outburst in just three innings of play.

The rule, at the lowest reaches of the game, is here to stay. Now, it's what you do with it that counts.