VIDEO: NBC Hot Mic Catches a Player Making NSFW Admission That Made Al Michaels Laugh

Ah, the joys of live television! During Thursday's NFL season opener between the Packers and Bears, what should have been a totally mundane Chicago punt sounds like it became so, so much more. Take a listen and judge for yourself just what happened here.

That's just... wow, yes, that really might have happened. Give me a second while I listen like 20 more times just to be sure.

Yep, that sounds pretty genuine to me. This is a remark about fingers and butts. And Al Michaels can be heard chuckling audibly.

This is what football is all about, people. We missed you, NFL. We really, sincerely missed you.