VIDEO: Nate Burleson Has Witty NSFW Analysis of Josh Allen's First-Half Performance Against Cowboys

Keep it PG on Thanksgiving, Mr. Burleson! The former NFL wide receiver-turned-analyst was on hand during the CBS halftime show for the Buffalo Bills-Dallas Cowboys game and he had quite the quote about QB Josh Allen's gutsy performance in the first 30 minutes of the game.

Calling the FCC!! Just kidding, we're not snitches. But we're sure Allen's girlfriend, Brittany Williams, and his parents, for that matter, don't appreciate that!

Honestly, it's a bit more surprising Allen growing up on a cantaloupe farm wasn't bigger news, but Burleson took it to the next level to drop a nice NSFW analogy on national TV for all the families watching.

But seriously, this play showed Allen's grit. Burleson has a point.

As for Cowboys fans? They're hoping the offense can find their cantaloupes before this one gets out of reach because Dak Prescott and Co. have already turned the ball over three times and missed THREE field goals. It's safe to say we know who has the cantaloupes thus far...