VIDEO: Maryland Kicker Makes Lamest Tackling Attempt Ever on Michigan Return TD to Open Game

Maryland's kicker is out here making good business decisions, and we don't necessarily blame him for it. It took exactly six seconds for Michigan to take the lead over Maryland on Saturday, as the Wolverines returned the opening kickoff for a touchdown thanks to Giles Jackson.

Unless this Week 10 matchup was two-hand touch, there was no way that kid was making this tackle, period.

Maryland has been in a tailspin in Mike Locksley's first season at the helm, and are now 3-5 on the year. Bowl eligibility suddenly looks like an unrealistic dream, and Locksley must do some work on the recruiting trail to narrow the talent gap between the Terps and the rest of the Big Ten.

He might want to find a new kicker, as well.