VIDEO: Colts OL Quenton Nelson Unveils Awesome Keg Stand Celebration Before TD Gets Called Back

Why can't you just let us have nice things, NFL? Indianapolis Colts star offensive guard Quenton Nelson almost captured the hearts of all of America when he plunged into the end zone against the Jacksonville Jaguars on a short touchdown run, capping off the feat with an amazing keg stand celebration. However, the play was nullified due to a holding call.

Nelson's score would have been the greatest fat guy touchdown we've seen since William "The Refrigerator" Perry in the Super Bowl. Instead, Indianapolis had to settle for a field goal.

And a short game of flip cup.