VIDEO: Andrew Benintendi Hits Possibly the Shortest Home Run in MLB History to Tie the Yankees

How is this allowed? How is this even possible within the constraints of Newtonian physics? Well, folks, somehow, Andrew Benintendi has found a way to become one with Pesky's Pole. Down 1-0 to the Yankees at Fenway Park, try to wrap your head around just how the Red Sox outfielder tucked this one away:

Geez. Shouldn't this only count for, like, a single? The Polo Grounds is turning over in its grave.

Count Buster Olney among those utterly baffled by this strange riff of black magic that should henceforth be banned by constitutional amendment.

You're not alone, Buster. The baseball gods must really have it out for the Bronx Bombers today.