That Tom Brady guy? He's the greatest QB of all-time. Tom Brady's marketing team? We're talking cringe-worthy, people.
TB12 is doing his best to take advantage of every possible financial advantage upon his move to Tampa Bay. So much so, in fact, that he's willing to let his ACTUAL NAME become a terrible pun in the process. It's all kinds of gross dad joke, people.
The shirt itself doesn't look bad. The actual graphic itself is puke-worthy. In fact, I might just pause mid-article.
What are we doing here? Brady's Bucs jersey sales are already through the roof. Can't he sell some Kale-oriented exercise drink and call it a day? Did he really have to get into the t-shirt game?
Just when Brady became likable (okay, not really), he reminded us he's the WOAT off the field. Did Alex Guerrero pitch him this?
The worst part of all of this is we know how gullible you all are. Yeah, you. These shirts will fly off the shelves and line Brady's pockets, providing no metaphorical lesson on business acumen in the process.