Soccer Star Neymar's Mom Reportedly Dumps 23-Year-Old Boyfriend After Finding Out He Dated 'String of Men'

Neymar's 23-year-old Not-Father-in-Law
Neymar's 23-year-old Not-Father-in-Law /

Ladies and gentlemen...alright!

After a Brazil-wide panic was incited a few days ago when it was revealed that soccer star Neymar's 52-year-old mother was dating a 23-year-old TikTok star, the two have now called it quits. The reasoning? Apparently, Tiago Ramos, the offending party, had recently dated men, and was a Neymar fanatic intent on getting closer to his hero.

Per The Sun, Ramos had also recently dated the soccer star's male personal chef before moving on to his mother. Rumors of this magnitude...they simply don't come along every day.

For a quick tutorial, Ramos' art on TikTok looks quite pedestrian and unappealing.

Rumor has it that three years ago, Ramos sent Neymar a message reading, "Neymar you are fantastic, I don’t know how to explain the emotion of being a fan of a guy like you. I see you playing and I”m very motivated, one day I hope to read this message with you, be your brother and play together. I know that one day I will meet you, because I am a dreamy boy where I do not give up on my goals! Stay with God, very successful and happy." 

Whether this gambit was ultimately successful or not, who's to say? We're to say. It was not.