Shaq Shares Photo of His Quarantine Feet and They're Stunningly Disgusting

NBA legend and analyst Shaquille O'Neal needs to keep his feet off of our timeline
NBA legend and analyst Shaquille O'Neal needs to keep his feet off of our timeline /

Everyone's responding to quarantine differently. Some people have given up on exercising, with all public gyms closing. Most people haven't gotten a haircut in a while. For NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal, the quarantine has apparently been an excuse to start a mushroom farm on his feet.

The former NBA champion and often outrageous personality shared a picture of his toes on Instagram and asked for some help with grooming the overgrown things. Fair warning if you don't like feet; these are about as bad as they come.

Well? Any takers?

The picture is just brutal. A reverse image search didn't yield any results, so it looks like these might actually be Dr. Shaq's feet, and he might not be trolling. Quarantine or not, those nails have been cultivated over at least a few months, and if he wants them dealt with, a pedicure probably won't cut it (or rather, them). A pair of shears and a hack saw might be more appropriate.

It's a long shot, but can we get TNT to make Charles Barkley work on those tree-climbers?

There's just a lot going on with Shaq's toes, and we can't imagine anyone woke up expecting this. Someone really needs to help the man out before he develops trench foot.