Madden 20 Made Horrifically Inaccurate Face Edits for Multiple NFL Players

EA Sports' annual killer NFL app is here, and even though each subsequent edition of Madden promises a bit more realism, this year's model isn't without its flaws.

Case in point: the players' face scans. Care to guess what they were going for when they spewed out this unspeakable monstrosity?

Uhh... what? Who is this spiky-haired punk staring back at me? Who is this runt of an imposter attempting to steal Carolina Panthers tight end Greg Olsen's identity? There's no freaking way this guy is an 89-rated vertical threat. Look at him. He looks like he got passed over for a new season of "Jersey Shore."

Folks, THIS is what Greg Olsen actually looks like:

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Yeah.

Let's not single out this one mishap despite how laughably catastrophic it may be, of course. There are other epic face fails out there. How about Tyrell Williams, wide receiver from the Oakland Raiders?

Ugh. No, folks, THIS is Tyrell:

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Yeah, not even close. As a number of Twitter denizens pointed out, I think EA may have confused this fine young man for TJ Houshmandzadeh.

How about John Abram? Yup, Madden completely blew it:

Maybe next year things won't be so bad. Sheesh.