Life Came at This Astros Fan Hilariously Fast After Making NSFW Promise on Twitter

Houston infielder Tyler White isn't exactly known for hitting dingers deep the seats. So when one Astros fan on Twitter declared she'd do something truly wild if he hit a grand slam upon stepping up to the plate Sunday afternoon against the Yankees with the bases loaded, it didn't feel wrong. At the very least, @aveyp64 gave us something that was perfectly NSFW, graphic, and good for a laugh.

But then, White delivered the goods.

Wow, that's awkward! You can't make this stuff up.

White entered Sunday's game with just 2 home runs all season long, and he hadn't notched a single RBI since June 11. Sometimes, of course, the universe sighs its magical baseball sigh-- and ESPN radio comes calling.

Well, at least we're talking about a back tattoo here, Avey. You don't have to look at it for even a second. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

Right.