Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari Are Spending COVID-19 Pandemic in the Bahamas and We Refuse to Feel Bad

Former NFL QB Jay Cutler
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I'm not about to join the thread of people who feel bad for Instagram influencers stuck in paradise during the COVID-19 pandemic. There are folks actually struggling out there, and they deserve our resources and attention far more than the likes of Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari.

However, now that I've got you here, we can all be enraged together.

Cutler and Cavallari have been in the Bahamas for several weeks now. Our first thought was that they would not be allowed to return, but it appears they're just waiting this all out, as new travel restrictions would still allow these two reality stars to come home, assuming they self-quarantine.

The entire thread is well worth it, but may make you swear off 'Very Cavallari' altogether. Frankly, you probably should've done so already.

Being rich is really hard, guys.

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Day 28. No TP needed

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Is Jay...insinuating that he pooped his pants? Where's the emoji when you need it?

At the very least, Cutler and Cavallari can get haircuts. That's more than most of us, as I sit here with my shaggy remains.

These two, of course, will be fine assuming they stay put. Their bank accounts, on the other hand, will take a hit. But by no means should you feel even a little bad.