VIDEO: Jay Cutler is Trying to Figure Out Who is Killing All of His Chickens

Jay Cutler is investigating who killed his chickens.
Jay Cutler is investigating who killed his chickens. /

Throughout his NFL career, Jay Cutler was viewed as the most lackadaisical person in the entire league based off his facial expressions and body language. But once he officially retired, we saw Cutler's true personality break through our television screens on the hit reality show, "Very Cavallari." Now that the program is officially over due to his divorce from Kristin Cavallari, Cutler has transitioned to Instagram for his own show to let the world that he's on the hunt for a chicken murderer!

Who needs Tiger King when we have "Chicken Murder Mysteries, starring Jay Cutler"?!

Cutler awoke on Wednesday morning to discover that someone or something is eating his chickens. The former Chicago Bears signal caller thinks it either might be an outside force or an inside job by his "savage" house cat, Thelma. Whoever it may be, Cutler is on the hunt. He's keeping an eye on his fowl with cameras, while also staking out in the treehouse to see that the serial killer is brought to justice.

With no quality programs available due to the ongoing global pandemic, we can say that we're officially hooked on Cutler's Instagram exclusive crime drama. And we want to know: who done it?