It's Pretty Clear Patriots RB James White is About to Have a Super Bowl Baby

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There have been some murmurs that Patriots running back James White might not be available for Sunday's AFC East clash against the Miami Dolphins.

Since the Wisconsin product is presumed healthy, this news appeared significantly fishy to a large population of New England buffs. Well, White is reportedly on the fence about making the trip to South Beach because his wife is expecting.

When you do the math, however, this scenario isn't the least bit dubious. Why? Because the Pats Super Bowl dub came roughly nine months ago.

Hoisting your third Lombardi Trophy, and second in the last three years, absolutely calls for celebrating. What better way to do honor that feat by spending some quality one-on-one time with wifey?

When he does get back on the field, he'll be playing with the unmeasurable boost that is dad strength.

First linebacker Kyle Van Noy, now White. It's truly on a matter of time until another Patriot is in the news for becoming a future baby-daddy.

Stay tuned, folks.