Brewers' Christian Yelich Shoots Down Fan Who Tried to Whine About His ESPN Body Issue Photoshoot
By Adam Weinrib
Don't come at the MVP with this weak stuff.
Milwaukee Brewers star Christian Yelich will be the latest MLB stud to appear in ESPN's The Body Issue, an annual presentation of just how wildly impressive athletes' bodies really are. Though the photographed subjects are nude, no, you don't "see anything," if you're the kind of person who gets offended by such portrayals.
But that's not enough for Roxane, a Brewers fan who apparently worries Yelich's decision to strip will absolutely ruin his reputation among Milwaukee's 10-year-olds.
@ChristianYelich it’s really sad how you didn’t give a thought about all the young kids that idolize you before doing your naked photo shoot. ? distasteful
— Roxane J?? (@RoxaneJ77) August 27, 2019
And yes, there's a MAGA hat in Roxane's pic.
Needless to say, Yelich had enough of this argument before it even started.
Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv
— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019
Everyone, just relax. If you're very offended by Yelich's calculated (and extremely popular!) decision, then simply ignore it. You can go ahead and trust us that no children will be circulating The Body Issue like their dad's old Playboys to get a look at Yeli's nude body.
You're getting mad at a non-problem, Roxane. You don't have to put on the red light.