Alabama Fan's Conspiracy Theory for Why They Don't Have Night Games is Psychotic
By Michael Luciano
The world of college football message boards and the emails of any given writer are dark and scary places replete with the most bizarre and out of nowhere, yet completely serious, conspiracy theories regarding just about everything around the sport.
The latest comes from an unidentified Alabama fan, who is almost assuredly a regular Paul Finebaum caller, relating to the lack of night games the Crimson Tide host at Bryant-Denny Stadium despite the instillation of a new LED light system.
Got an email with a theory about why Alabama keeps getting day kickoff times and I’m all about it: pic.twitter.com/AMHThMYP0b
— John Talty (@JTalty) September 18, 2019
Glossing over the fact that a recruit has and will never be swayed to Alabama or Georgia based on a light show, this fan would have us believe that either the SEC or the networks are tired of the Crimson Tide being good, so they force them to host day games to not attract potential targets.
Got all that? No? Well no one else does either.
Georgia is going to get to show off its LED system before Bama. It’s a conspiracy PAWWWWL
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) September 18, 2019
If the wheels suddenly start to fall off for Nick Saban and the Tide, it won't be because of inferior coaching or poor play, it will be because of a lack of night game light shows. Remember that.