13 Funniest Tweets About Kevin Durant Spurning the Knicks to Sign With the Nets

We cannot make this up, Knicks fans. We're sorry.

After trading Kristaps Porzingis and attaining as much cap space as humanly possible in their chase for Kevin Durant and the rest of the NBA's top free agents, it appears they've missed out on...all of them? Well, at least KD's decision now seems certain, as Adrian Wojnarowski reports that Durant will sign with the crosstown Nets.

That's gotta sting, and twitter made sure to rub salt in the wound.

Don't spend money before it's official!

Seriously. Stephen A's Monday soundbite is going to be something special.

Restoring balance, AKA joining another superteam. Thanks, modern NBA.

Has anyone on FS1 ever been right?

Woj stole KD's moment and made it his own. Sheesh.

Knicks fans should always expect nothing. This way, they'll never be disappointed.

It's somehow worse in Jeopardy form.

Season tickets about to triple in price in the next hour. Enjoy, Nets ticketing staffers.

No one can save the Knicks. That's our biggest flaw in judgement.

Sounds about right, but we're missing the tears. Lots and lots of tears.

It's Armageddon for Knicks Knation.

They were playing us the entire time!

Tough break, Spongebob.

Hey, at least nobody had to wait until midnight this year.