11 Funniest Tweets After Antonio Brown Threatened to Retire Over a Damn Helmet

The Friday news dump delivered once again, as Antonio Brown has firmly decided to take on the NFL over...a helmet.

Brown's worn the same helmet for ten years, and isn't embracing the potential adjustment with open arms. Instead, he's reportedly told the Raiders and NFL he will retire from football should he not get his wish, essentially playing the role of a toddler who wants more candy.

Predictably, twitter went wild over one of the most bizarre stories we've seen in quite some time.

There's no explaining that one away, Gruden.

Seven might be generous in this case.

Brown's done plenty of crying this offseason, that's for certain.

Spaceballs be damned, we knew that'd be useful eventually.

Brown really isn't willing to budge, Maria Taylor.

The only person who cares less about player safety than Jon Gruden appears to be Brown, actually.

Steelers fans must be dancing around the room right now.

Absolutely no one asked for this.

That's actually less than Brown charges on Cameo.

Brown's vision can't really be that restricted, right?

Solid Microsoft Paint effort, AB.