11 Funniest Tweets After Antonio Brown Threatened to Retire Over a Damn Helmet
By Mark Powell

The Friday news dump delivered once again, as Antonio Brown has firmly decided to take on the NFL over...a helmet.
Brown's worn the same helmet for ten years, and isn't embracing the potential adjustment with open arms. Instead, he's reportedly told the Raiders and NFL he will retire from football should he not get his wish, essentially playing the role of a toddler who wants more candy.
Predictably, twitter went wild over one of the most bizarre stories we've seen in quite some time.
Jon Gruden explains why he willingly traded away Khalil Mack and traded for Antonio Brown pic.twitter.com/KwzyRCQ6U4
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 9, 2019
There's no explaining that one away, Gruden.
“Who is: Antonio Brown?”#JeopardySports #Raiders pic.twitter.com/OCq22zbWrH
— Jeopardy! Sports (@JeopardySports) August 9, 2019
Seven might be generous in this case.
You mean like when you cry to get traded, then cry about your feet and helmet after you do? pic.twitter.com/iKzaGYPA4j
— Old Social Posts (@OldSocialPosts) August 9, 2019
Brown's done plenty of crying this offseason, that's for certain.
Trainer: Antonio you can’t wear that helmet.
— Steve Braband (@stevebraband) August 9, 2019
Antonio Brown: pic.twitter.com/DVEu83tjO3
Spaceballs be damned, we knew that'd be useful eventually.
Raiders: AB we've shown you 37 different approved helmets PLEASE tell us which one you're going wear next season
— LV #KOK5 (@LV_Visuals) August 9, 2019
Antonio Brown: pic.twitter.com/z5HQbKX3xj
Brown really isn't willing to budge, Maria Taylor.
.@AB84 Hey man I’ll tell ya what, you don’t even have to wear a helmet at all for all I care. I have some pretty cool visors if you want to try them on instead. Let me know
— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) August 9, 2019
The only person who cares less about player safety than Jon Gruden appears to be Brown, actually.
“Antonio Brown’s recent absence from Raiders’ camp has more to do with his helmet grievance than this blistered feet”
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 9, 2019
Steelers fans: pic.twitter.com/TQeiDWe8oZ
Steelers fans must be dancing around the room right now.
nobody:
— gil faizon™️ (@olive_molester) August 9, 2019
antonio brown: pic.twitter.com/B5Ky0egZrc
Absolutely no one asked for this.
Hey @ab84, I heard you're having a hard time finding a new helmet
— Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) August 9, 2019
Pickup a new Raiders Helmet for $119.79!https://t.co/spM5wn7sN1 pic.twitter.com/f1uKqYLHbY
That's actually less than Brown charges on Cameo.
How AB feels in the new helmet
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) August 9, 2019
(via @brgridiron) pic.twitter.com/9CGM2EMjDe
Brown's vision can't really be that restricted, right?
Before and after pic.twitter.com/oLK1MBG5gj
— Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) August 9, 2019
Solid Microsoft Paint effort, AB.