10 Funniest Tweets After Jason Garrett and the Cowboys Suffered Embarrassing Thanksgiving Loss to Bills
By Thomas Carannante
We cannot even begin to describe......how happy just about ALL of America is after the Dallas Cowboys were embarrassed on national television in front of their home crowd. It's a travesty, isn't it?
Well, if you like the Cowboys and don't like jokes, then yes, it is. But utilitarianists would say this is a victory for all of mankind.
Let's see what Twitter concocted after this one, shall we?
Chalk it up as another L for America's Team, which was expected considering their opponent.
How many above .500 teams have the Cowboys beat this season? pic.twitter.com/7v9jldzm6d
— SportsNation (@SportsNation) November 29, 2019
You hear that, Cowboys nation???
The Cowboys, when they realize they have to actually beat teams above pop warner level to make the playoffs pic.twitter.com/jwwnd9bAj4
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) November 29, 2019
NFL Teams That Are Trash for 200, Alex!
“Who are: the Dallas Cowboys?”#JeopardySports #BUFvsDAL pic.twitter.com/ujfgodP6jo
— Jeopardy! Sports (@JeopardySports) November 29, 2019
But we all know the belle of this disastrous ball was Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett, who, one can expect, will be having to beef up his resume in the coming weeks ... or maybe right now!
— nick (@nick_pants) November 28, 2019
Seems like the same narrative on loop....
Jason Garrett every game regardless of the outcome. pic.twitter.com/cLyB3mKgyf
— Trash Talk NFL (@TrashTalkNFL) November 28, 2019
Weird.
The good news is we have live footage of what he said to the players in the locker room after the loss:
Jason Garrett's postgame locker room speech pic.twitter.com/50pVyB3GrU
— FanDuel (@FanDuel) November 29, 2019
And more about what he had to say to Jerry Jones:
Jason Garrett to Jerry Jones after another loss: pic.twitter.com/iF8y4WekJS
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) November 29, 2019
Speaking of Jerry ... welcome to the new Spongebob meme!
same energy pic.twitter.com/Jt32OSh5Ty
— SB Nation (@SBNation) November 29, 2019
More Spongebob!
Eagles fans seeing the Cowboys lost again ? pic.twitter.com/fjlx1Wnpxj
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) November 29, 2019
Eagles fans are going to LOOOOVE that Thanksgiving gift.
Wait a second ... did we forget a Dak Prescott hip-thrusting troll?
Tre’Davius White doing the Dak dance ???Savage pic.twitter.com/TEcvFAG65o
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) November 29, 2019
Thank you, Tre'Davious White.