Bruce Arians' 'Early Life' Summary on Wikipedia Page is Beyond Outrageous

Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians' Wikipedia page contains some interesting insight.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians' Wikipedia page contains some interesting insight. / Carmen Mandato/Getty Images

If you're looking for an interesting read, we suggest you head over to Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians' Wikipedia page and scroll down to the "Early Life" section. You won't be sorry you did.

The two-time AP NFL Head Coach of the Year had quite the childhood, according to this:

Apparently, Arians was a wild child who fearlessly jumped from elevated surfaces because he thought he was Superman. He also had his stomach pumped TWICE due to the fact that he stubbornly consumed milk despite being allergic to it. He wanted to ensure that he had strong bones in order to get an advantage on the gridiron.

If that's not a true football guy, then what is?

Arians has always had the appearance of a fascinating individual. These stories only add to his mystique.

The description of the 67-year old's early years does make you wonder if he's the perfect coach for Jameis Winston, who has also known for being a bit of an odd-ball. If you told us that those stories were about Winston as a kid, we'd have no issue taking your word for it.

Perhaps that is why Arians hasn't ruled out the possibility of re-signing the fifth-year quarterback.