The Atlanta Braves' mascot, Blooper, has a selective taste, especially when it comes to rival MLB players. One member of the oppisition that began a rivalry with the mascot is San Diego Padres third baseman Manny Machado, who "attacked" him on Monday night. Of course, Blooper had to get him back. Prior to Wednesday night's game, Blooper asked Manny for an autograph on a gigantic poster board alongside with various other signatures. After the well-paid star obliged, the mascot revealed that he actually signed away all $300 million of his 10-year contract!
Machado has been bamboozled, hoodwinked, and led astray, and now "lost" his $300 million.
This superstar just learned a valuable lesson: don't mess with Blooper.