These are truly strange days! Chris Davis, the much-maligned former super-slugger for the Baltimore Orioles, knows a thing or two about strikeouts. He whiffs a lot. He gets caught looking a lot. In fact, he's a downright terrible hitter now. But how is he as... a pitcher??
Yeah, that's not good. He did not strike out Jonathan Schoop right there.
But how about Ehire Adrianza? He can beat that guy, right?
Whoa, that is some decent stuff from Crash right there!
Sorry, Ehire. It's Mr. Davis' neighborhood. You're just living in it.