​​Danny Amendola is officially back on the market, as the brand new ​Detroit Lions ​slot receiver announced his breakup with model Olivia Culpo, revealing that the two have been "on and off" for a while (you think?). He also went on an Instagram rant detailing every single reason why the breakup has gone down the way it has. He left nothing to the imagination, and it's safe to say he's probably burned a fee bridges. 

Amendola comes off as a quiet, reserved guy. However, he REALLY had something to say regarding his brief relationship with Culpo (before deleting the post, of course).

"​​I believe there should be a boundary btw private life and social media," Amendola wrote. "Olivia believes in fishbowl lifestyle. This fundamental difference was huge in our relationship."

​​Something tells me Culpo and Amendola aren't reconciling anytime soon. 

​​It's a shame that Amendola couldn't make the celebrity girlfriend thing work like his former quarterback Tom Brady, but you've got to give him credit for sticking to his guns. While this Instagram novella isn't the most subtle way to announce you're back on the market, it's certainly the most direct.