Danny Amendola is officially back on the market, as the brand new Detroit Lions slot receiver announced his breakup with model Olivia Culpo, revealing that the two have been "on and off" for a while (you think?). He also went on an Instagram rant detailing every single reason why the breakup has gone down the way it has. He left nothing to the imagination, and it's safe to say he's probably burned a fee bridges.
Amendola comes off as a quiet, reserved guy. However, he REALLY had something to say regarding his brief relationship with Culpo (before deleting the post, of course).
Everyone stop what you’re doing because Danny Amendola just posted a goddamn novel about his life and Olivia Culpo on Instagram pic.twitter.com/nHiAokJYud— Ria (@BarstoolRia) April 19, 2019
Something tells me Culpo and Amendola aren't reconciling anytime soon.
Best read of the year imo— Giedz (@justcallmeGDR) April 19, 2019
It's a shame that Amendola couldn't make the celebrity girlfriend thing work like his former quarterback Tom Brady, but you've got to give him credit for sticking to his guns. While this Instagram novella isn't the most subtle way to announce you're back on the market, it's certainly the most direct.