Will the Patriots Dynasty that started with the Tuck Rule finally end with a Tug?!
Robert Kraft, billionaire owner of the Pats, will go down as one of many names caught in an absurdly awful sex trafficking ring, and is reportedly on camera performing illicit acts. While we wait for the ripples from his arrest to affect the NFL landscape, the entire world decided to get their jokes off.
Robert Kraft:— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) February 22, 2019
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
Another ring for this guy. Damn. What an overachiever.
It's also important to note where this all went down.
It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him https://t.co/a4ZA9AJYne— Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) February 22, 2019
But could this really be...the happy ending we all deserve? Are the Pats dead?
“Does Robert Kraft’s prostitution arrest finally mean the end of the Patriots?”— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 22, 2019
No way, right? Boston fans just end up complaining about how Kraft was totally railroaded and they somehow go 20-0, adding an extra game to their schedule. Sure.
At least Kraft might have a buddy next year.
I wonder if Meek Mill will visit Robert Kraft in jail.— Robin Lundberg (@robinlundberg) February 22, 2019
The visitation goes both ways, creep!
Probably the worst part about this business is we've heard they've got video evidence proving Kraft's guilt. Luckily (editor's note: not lucky!!), some of that video has leaked.
Robert Kraft walking into that massage parlor hoping for that happy ending. pic.twitter.com/OdYr2NyqNR— Trash Talk NFL (@TrashTalkNFL) February 22, 2019
Looking proud and strong, Robby!
Robert Kraft walking into the spa with $100 and Viagra pills pic.twitter.com/cFR3hDkF1d— BG From the Bottom of the Map (@GhostFaceSigma) February 22, 2019
Look at the man strut his stuff!
But things only got worse when the action began.
Robert Kraft at the massage parlor pic.twitter.com/O4d0D3ddNX— Not My President (@KingFavre) February 22, 2019
Mr. K, no! Stand up, my boy!
But that's not the worst of it.
EXCLUSIVE: Video footage from inside the massage parlor where Robert Kraft was busted. pic.twitter.com/5fHKUIUhts— Dirty Sports (@TheDirtySports) February 22, 2019
That man has a family! And that's who he's kissing!
And, if that wasn't bad enough, Kraft was callous enough to boast to a boat full of people when he got out of there.
How can he be so cruel?
How'd the government even get this info, man?
6ix9ine: I gave y’all Jordyn Woods and 21 Savage and Melly. Can I go now?— 헇햺헍햾 (@SnaghoIor) February 22, 2019
Judge: Still looking at 25 years.
6ix9ine: Have y’all heard of Robert Kraft? pic.twitter.com/tpEEp5C1wA
Oh, yeah, the ultimate snitch.
Kraft's life as he knows it is about to end.
BREAKING: Robert Kraft has also been written out of the final two episodes of Empire.— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) February 22, 2019
Wow. Terrible week for the cast of "Empire."
Either way, surely Kraft will be changing his mind on recent NFL controversies, based on what we now know about him.
Bro I thought Bob Kraft was against people taking a knee amirite— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 22, 2019
You just got got, Robert! The jig is up.