Have you ever watched the news and said to yourself, "wow, there can't possibly be anything weirder than what I just saw."
Well, buckle up your seatbelts, because we've got a crazy news story for you.
The Maumee, Ohio Police Department is on the hunt for a woman wearing a Michigan Wolverines sweatshirt who was caught stealing an innocent person's laundry. Yes, you read that right. This individual stole someone else's clothes that were waiting to be folded. And she loves her Wolverines, apparently.
"This woman didn’t have any laundry to do, so she stole someone else’s from the laundromat," the Maumee Police Department said. "Please contact this police division if you can identify her."
Out of all the things to do, what would possess a person from stealing someone's personal clothing and unmentionables? With the Wolverines struggling against the Buckeyes in recent years when it comes to football (though they've fared better in basketball), you can bet tensions are as high as ever.
Or maybe the person was an Ohio State Buckeyes fan in disguise?
This is clearly a false flag operation.— Mark Graham (@unclegrambo) February 14, 2019
In case you wanted to know, Maumee is located approximately ten miles south of the Ohio-Michigan border, so there are no doubt some heated exchanges around the region during the college football season. And now, the stakes are even higher.
If you have any information or updates on the laundry fiend, then please contact the authorities to bring her to justice. This aggression will not stand.