That Halftime Show, man.
Not sure what you were expecting, but Maroon 5/Travis Scott/Big Boi showed up, sang a bunch of songs from 2003-2006, and slowed the world to a crawl.
And, of course, their efforts were complemented by a full drum line! A drum line of...all white people? In Atlanta? Cool image for the league.
GET ME THE ONLY MAJORITY WHITE DRUM LINE IN THE STATE OF GEORGIA ASAP— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) February 4, 2019
This has really made us reevaluate our world view, honestly.
NFL fans before the #SuperBowl: “Nooooooo football season can’t end!”— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 4, 2019
During the first half:
“Well maybe it’ll be okay if the season ends.”
During the halftime show:
“Cancel football forever. And my life. Right now.”
If this is what football is now, do we really want more football?
Not even the men on stage managed to stay on stage.
TRAVIS SCOTT RLLY JUST FELL OFF STAGE DURING SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW LOL 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/Pl4OdSwbgX— Marino (@marinoisused) February 4, 2019
Spongebob was all over this halftime on Twitter (and deservedly so). Squidward's five-second cameo, before he turned into Travis Scott in a fireball, wasn't nearly enough.
Would've probably been better if we'd just flashed it back to a few years ago.
We miss this dude, for real.
When you put it to a vote, it's not really close.
When Adam Levine ripped his shirt off, significant NFL violations were brought to light.
Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) February 4, 2019
We will not be silent! JUSTICE FOR JANET JACKSON!
Basically, the main problem with the halftime show was the fact that the whole world could hear it.
Major flaw in the system, tbh.