​From one great name to another, ​Liberty University head coach ​Hugh Freeze has offered a scholarship to a high school quarterback by the name of...wait for it... General Booty. 

You just can't make this stuff up. Absolutely outstanding.

​​As I sit here, I just can't fathom the ridicule this kid had to go through all throughout grade school. But hey, look at General Booty now! All those mean kids in middle school are eating their words. 

Mr. Booty now has a scholarship offer from Hugh Freeze. Can you imagine if General Booty went on to sign with Liberty and became the starter there? Twitter wouldn't be able to handle it. 

Or better yet, maybe after his football career, General Booty will decide to enlist in the army, working his way up the ranks to eventually become General General Booty. 

Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but either way Hugh Freeze needs to do the right thing and sign him. This man deserves to become a national treasure, and is already on my 2019 college football All-Name First Team.