There are a few things in life that no parent wants their kid to ever become: an evil person, a carefree fan, and/or a passionless troll. A parent's absolute worst fear is for their child to become all three of those things and thus turn into the worst thing a kid could ever become: a bandwagon fan.
Instead, the Cavs are now without LeBron and are one of the worst teams in the NBA.
When people try to quantify the type of economic impact LeBron has on a place, here’s a tiny example: Just rows and rows of empty seats for Warriors-Cavaliers pic.twitter.com/uzUIfvBnOO— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) December 6, 2018
But hey, at least this guy will always have 2016 to remember as he waits for the day his team is good again. In the meantime, he may want to consider having another child to supplement the evil spawn he is currently raising.
At least Wednesday night's game is tight!