Raise your hand if you thought Ryan Fitzpatrick's Week 1 explosion against the New Orleans Saints was an absolute fluke *embarrassingly raises hand*. Surely the defending Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles would bring Fitz back to reality, right? Well, we're still waiting, Philly.
Make that his second—yes, second—75-yard touchdown pass of the afternoon.
No offense to Fitzpatrick, but as football fans, we are beginning to contemplate what real life is and if unicorns are real with the journey-man routinely making mincemeat out of the NFL's most elite defenses as if he's playing a video game set on "easy" mode.
The Eagles are in trouble, and the Harvard man with one of the best beards in sports continues to roll just like we all expected, right?