​His name might be the butt of most jokes, yet his play on the gridiron is undeniably impressive. 


If the Texas Longhorns are looking for the next savior of their program, they won't have to search too far. One of the most talented high school quarterbacks resides in San Antonio, as General Booty is poised to be an absolute star. And yes, that's his actual name. 


Booty comes from a long line of athletes, as his mother is siblings with Joe Ferguson, who put together a nice career with the Lions and Bills. When it comes to his father, well he holds records at LSU for his production as a wideout. That's not the end of his amazing bloodline though, as his uncle John David Booty played in the NFL. 


Now, it's General Booty's turn to get his crack at success in the sports world. 

​​General's size and arm strength make him an extremely intriguing prospect in the 2021 class. Factor in his family's history of athletic dominance, and schools will salivate at the chance to recruit him. 


Nonetheless, not even his talent can prevent the Twitter universe from making puns surrounding his last name. 

​​If teams are looking for a field general to lead their offense, then perhaps actually adding a player with general in his name is a great start. 


Besides, it'd definitely lighten up the college football world.