America loves and demands Woj Bombs. ESPN insider Adrian Wojnarowski can pretty much always be relied upon to break a great many of the biggest breaking news items in basketball, giving us the scoop on where the big names are going, which ones are staying home, who's getting fired, etc.
Sources: Charlotte, Chicago and Orlando finalizing trade that includes Mozgov to Magic, Biyombo to Charlotte and Julyan Stone to Bulls.— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 8, 2018
Seriously, let that basura caliente sink in for a moment.
TIMOFEY MOZGOV. Useless big man. Signed an absolutely dreadful four-year, $64 million deal with the Lakers in the dreaded Cap Spike Summer of 2016. Mercilessly unloaded to Brooklyn and later the Hornets.
BISMACK BIYOMBO. Another deathly contract from 2016, a four-year, $72 million albatross from the Magic. He is bad at basketball.
JULYAN STONE. Never heard of the guy. Literally never have. Well, hey, he's a Bull now.
But wait! There's more!!
Sources: Chicago is trading guard Jerian Grant to Orlando as part of a 3-team deal.— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 8, 2018
OH MY GOD, PEOPLE. Someone make a joke about "the most ambitious crossover event in history." And then kill me, please.
HOW MUCH HELP DOES TONY PARKER NEED— Justin (@jlooki) July 8, 2018
Somehow, Jerian Grant makes this epic crap heap slightly less stinky. But it still reeks like the dickens. It's still apocalyptically bad. That cannot possibly change.
when your mom tells you to finish your food but your just spread it around to make it look like you ate more https://t.co/Wb1iulZRNg— Austin (@garooya) July 8, 2018
This is just where we are right now, folks. As we wait for the signings of guys like Clint Capela, Marcus Smart, and Jabari Parker who actually know how to play professional sports, we're stuck in a strange, painful purgatory.
Soldier on. Endure. Failure is not an option.