​Whew! Settle on that couch, it's ​JBA Time! LaVar Ball's ready! Log onto...Facebook and watch the Chicago Ballers face off against the Atlanta...Ballers? Really? Couldn't even go "Big Ballers"? Regardless, if you tuned in on Facebook, you might've been the only one. Check out the crowd in the arena, which is maybe nine people, all of them dads worrying about the ​decision their children have made.

​​In case you need some snapshots that really clear things up, feast your eyes on these bleak basketball-scapes.

​​It just...it just didn't bring in the fellas.

​​Semi-tight game, too! 11 point advantage?! Surely, someone is interested in this.


After one night, it doesn't appear this conglomeration of partial recruits who want to get paid, but not by Adidas, isn't a legit competitor for the NCAA. Nor is it a legit competitor for the WNBA, the Drew League, or a quasi-intense gathering at a local park.


Sorry, LaVar. Quite a Small Baller occasion.