The Washington Capitals are Stanley Cup champs, folks. That's right-- a sports team from our nation's capital actually won a trophy. THE BEST trophy, in fact. But it's not all glory and bacchanal right now in hockey land; somebody had to be on the losing end of this thing.
Sorry, Vegas Golden Knights. You'll have to wait until next year.
You're not tired of hearing that, right?
Yes, the Vegas jokes fairly write themselves. And The Twitter is definitely here for them.
More like Loss Vegas— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) June 8, 2018
YOWZA! Coming in hot over here.
Wild things have happened in sports over the last 2 years:— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) June 8, 2018
-Philadelphia Eagles: Won a title
-Cleveland Cavs: Won a title
-Chicago Cubs: Won a title
-Houston Astros: Won a title
-Washington Capitals: Won a title
-Cleveland Browns: Won a game
Do you believe in miracles? YES.
Hangover 4 - Bunch of Capital players wake up next morning naked in the desert. 3 strippers are pregnant & the Stanley Cup is missing— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 8, 2018
Throw Heather Graham in there and you've got yourself a damn deal.
Come on, act like you've been there before!
Big deal, everyone knows every deceased Zamboni driver is in Hell and willing to help out.
YOU CAN NEVER RULE IT OUT.
and the Las Vegas Stanley Cup drought continues— Brian Pickett (@BrianPickett) June 8, 2018
Devastating for them. If only there were ways for them to drown their sorrows close at hand?
Can you imagine winning a cup..and winning a cup in VEGAS?! these players are about to dive into strippers assholes.— michelle (@meeechhh_) June 8, 2018
That's literally why diving was invented.
Whoa. It was inevitable, folks.
KD is finally coming home to DC.
What a magical world this is.