Two outs, top of the ninth, Joey Votto at the plate, Giants trying to preserve a two-run victory at home...yeah, seems like the perfect time for a well-executed dick joke.
... the awkward silence, then Kuip just saying the pitch count. It’s all perfect. pic.twitter.com/t69ge4E0ET— LOLKNBR (@LOLKNBR) May 16, 2018
"Wouldn't be the first time I've lied about four inches."
Really the perfect joke for this scenario, if you're gonna try to slip one in (no pun intended); it goes over the heads of the nervous children who are worried about
It's been a long, weird season for the Giants already, but this new development was almost as surprising as Pablo Sandoval being competent. The team started off somewhat slow, but has started to pick up speed as of late. What can we say? The roster's a grower, not a shower.