NIGHT-NIGHT! Wow. Sometimes, you just put someone to bed way before they're ready. Lights out. Boom. And that's exactly what Lyoto Machida did tonight at UFC 224 in Rio de Janeiro. Just watch this thing and watch it again and watch it again. It's just devastating.

​​DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.


BUT MAYBE COLLECT SOME REIMBURSEMENTS FROM YOUR INSURER FOR NECESSARY HEALTH TREATMENTS.

That was just a perfect, thunderous front kick right to the dome. The Dragon bided his time and bided his time and finally found his widow, and it was immediately curtains for Vitor Belfort.


No, seriously. He revealed immediately after the fight that he was retiring from mixed martial arts.


Oh, man. Yowza. He got face-kicked right into retirement.


This is why we watch, folks.