It has been quite the up and down couple of weeks for running back Derrius Guice. ​Before the draft, Guice told the media he had been asked a slew, of in his mind, "inappropriate" questions. 


The NFL investigated the claims and found no evidence of wrongdoing by the teams. The former LSU back was selected by the Washington Redskins in the second round, much lower than Guice and many experts had anticipated.


Following the draft selection, a report of a shouting match between Guice and the Philadelphia Eagles came out, stating from sources to be the worst pre-draft interview they have ever had. The report has since been denied by GM Howie Roseman.

If you thought all that sounds weird, just wait. Former NFL scout Greg Gabriel came out with a statement that takes the cake.


Gabriel said Guice failed the "s**t test" in his pre-draft interviews. The so-called test involves asking players ridiculous questions to gauge their reactions. One of the questions he revealed was, "Have you ever taken a dump and then stood up to cut your own turd in half with piss?" As taken back as I am by the question, I got to say the level of creativity is impressive.

I always assumed NFL scouts and executives were asking absurd 'thought-provoking' questions if you will, but this definitely was not one I would've guessed. And apparently, Guice did not either.