Now THIS was a devastating move!

The Philadelphia Eagles didn't simply trade up to leap-frog the hated Dallas Cowboys in a draft hosted in their own house-- but they did it to draft a man named Dallas.

Yes. South Dakota State TE Dallas Goedert is an Eagle.

Goedert is sure to make an impact, as he's a natural offensive threat and has drawn comparisons to current Eagles TE Zach Ertz.

 And what a stone-cold move this was by Howie Roseman and the Eagles front office to steal him out from under the Cowboys, who need a tight end to replace Jason Witten, who we learned was shockingly retiring earlier today.

​It's getting chippy in Big D. Game on!