South Park kicks off its 20th season tonight and we already know the first episode will be a comical take down of Colin Kaepernick for sitting/kneeling during the National Anthem.
Yeah, it's going to be hilarious.
South Park has always taken the NFL to task for issues in the past (Tom Brady and DeflateGate, the Washington Redskins name, and a hot take on concussions stand out), but unfortunately not every NFL player gets their moment in the South Park sun. That's partially good and partially bad. Either way, we decided to create our own NFL Superstar South Park squad, with some hilariously high (Josh Gordon) and low (Kaepernick) points represented.
Odell Beckham Jr
Mr. Garrison has a new man crush
The Eric Cartman troll of the league.
The crop top look is nice.
We missed Chef so we made our own.
Kenny without the hood all grown up!
Probably should have put butter on his hands.
You can't see it, but he just threw an interception.
No switch in his hand? Surprising.
What Randy Marsh would look like sans-mustache.
Crab People would destroy Jameis if they got their claws on him.
Probably mad because he might lose his starting job.
And you thought the dab was dead.
Colin will be savaged on South Park for this move.
Report: He's not retiring on the South Park season premiere.
We wanted to do Beast Mode, but Sherman yelled at us, so we did him.
A token player from the Rams for profiling purposes.
The Fitzmagic beard is back.
Gronk would be the best South Park character.
His foot hurts.
What Token will look like when he grows up.
Ben has taken a few too many hits to the head.
Because Joe Flacco is not an elite South Park character.
South Park always needs a ginger.
The NFL's version of Towelie.
PC Principal's true identity revealed.
Didn't know Gerald Broflovski played in the NFL.
Goobacks: An NFL player from the future.
The Jags have no one else. Sorry.
Joey Bosa held out from South Park, too.
The knee brace should help.
Snoop would love Amari if he moved back to South Park.
The only thing missing is the Kanye cleats.