What you'll find in Nick Saban's job description? Winning football games, lighting a fire under the best young athletes in America, and snagging trophies left in right.
What you won't find? Stuff, command, or arm action.
On Wednesday evening in Tuscaloosa, the Crimson Tide's head football coach took the hill to deliver a ceremonial first pitch ahead of Alabama and Souther Mississippi's meeting on the diamond. It went poorly:
BREAKING NEWS: Nick Saban does it in the dirt.
For those who thought that the Bama ball coach could do no wrong, you now have definitive, damning proof that your belief is untrue.
Seriously, this is pretty much a "don't meet your heroes" moment. Who thought this was a good idea? Why not roll Tua