The city that never sleeps has another reason to be up in arms. That was a quiet thirty seconds.
The New York football Giants just did the unthinkable and gave Mike Shula a job. No, we can't believe it either.
NYG have hired Mike Shula as OC. Official announcement later today. Per sources. #NYG— Kimberly Jones (@KimJonesSports) February 13, 2018
This, unsurprisingly, hasn't been received well by most of the fan base, or even around the league.
Well, except for this one guy, who's surely a Russian bot or Dave Gettleman's burner account.
I believe this to be a good pick up. Really went under the radar I think. We know he definitely has the lineage!! Go GMen!!!— John (@Giants62) February 13, 2018
Seriously, congrats to Gettleman and getting another gig and then importing the absolute worst part of his previous gig. Happy for you, dingbat.
Carolina Panthers fans, for one, know all too well the damage Shula can do to an offense.
Three immediate responses from Charlotte radio hosts pic.twitter.com/TOlIX0AS4p— PanthersMets90 (@PanthersMets90) February 13, 2018
As the Giants hope to draft and develop a QB this season, Panthers fans are chuckling in the background. If only they knew.
And you're drafting a QB this year?? Good luck with that one pic.twitter.com/Viq5gm8Kwf— TjBa (@tj_byers) February 13, 2018
It doesn't matter who the Giants draft, he will play like a drunk Josh Allen.
Even the minions are laughing at you.
This hire is coming...a little late, frankly. Anyone have a time machine?
“That’s a great hire! He’s an up & comer with deep roots in the league.”— NotLarryCulpepper (@LaryCulpepper) February 13, 2018
One reply was brutally honest.
he's going to make you suck. he will either play two dynamite quarters and then run the ball until you lose, or shit bricks the whole game and get cute at the end. prepare to see odell and eli get absolutely murdered by stupid designs that leave them very exposed for no reason.— Jay (@jay_or_joel) February 13, 2018
There's really only one reason this isn't the end of the world for New York.
Yes, that's the only part of this that makes sense.