Uhmmm, well this is quite a disturbing picture to paint.


I'm sure we all wish we could have spared ourselves from hearing former San Francisco 49ers president and CEO Carmen Policy's strange and invasive description when discussing Jimmy Garoppolo's future contract


But man, once the internet gets wind of it, there's no stopping the news from spreading (horrible pun and you'll see why shortly).

Nothing subtle about that and quite frankly, just way too descriptive for simply trying to say that the team will have to cough up a lot of money to sign the stud signal caller.


So many questions: do they make Vaseline in a jar anymore? I honestly don't even want to know, nor am I interested in how Policy handles big business decisions to be honest.


Obviously, he's just trying to make some fun of the situation, but really, man? You're a longtime attorney and former executive. You couldn't think of any other description that was more on the PG-13 side?